A: He forgot to check his sasq-watch!
(Not my fault. My best friend Bart stole the obvious best headline for his Portland Monthly blog.)
The next time you're miserable, just take a lesson from this dude at 2009's most excellent Sasquatch Festival. And if you can't move your body in such a lithe, rhythmic fashion, don't worry. This video will remain here permanently. For medicinal purposes.